the roses they won't hurt you
me, i wouldn't place much faith in the rheological properties of smushed fruit. better i should look where i'm going.
so i was looking where i was going this morning and pulled in behind a honda pilot that was turning right from miller onto first street, getting right behind the vehicle and in line with its rearview mirror, on the off chance that the driver would take a glance at the mirror and hence see me (it does happen sometimes), and just as the car makes its turn i see it almost hit another bicyclist who has come essentially from nowhere, and shakes his head in what i imagine to be disbelief or exasperation or something like that, and i think well there you are tearing up on the right and what exactly were you expecting to have happen, and oh by the way did you happen to see me and what i was doing, and figure out that there was no way in hell that honda pilot was going to give me the right hook in that situation? with me riding behind it instead of trying to slip through on th right? and then he rides up on the sidewalk, and i think oh well whatever. and he tears along the sidewalk but waits at the light at main street. on green he starts tearing along the sidewalk again, scoots across fourth avenue at the next intersection, then stops again at the light at fifth. and i was tempted to invite him into the street, if he is going to be that swift and agressive, but i thought the better of it and turned on red to head south on fifth and that was pretty much it.
funnier still was that, while heading east on catherine, parallel with mister wift and furious, i also saw another cyclist coming the other way, blowing the stop sign at fourth and going straight through from the left turn lane, and he was riding a "fixie" just like me! and i thought hey fixed gear brother, right on! no, actually that's not what i thought at all. i though what a bonehead. which was judgemental, i know, but hey i'm riding my bike here.
the guy was hitting "fixed gear culture" on all cylinders: jankity conversion, messenger bag, no helmet, no rules. sometimes i wish i had a nickel for every cornball cyclist i see in my town. i wouldn't be rich, but i would have a tidy pile of nickels.